Yo mama SOOOOOOOO ugly,

Her ass made Lunchly look like a nice snack!

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1. Yo mama got one leg and one eye, you know what we call her? Eye lean

2. My son came home from school crying because someone told him that Santa wasn’t real

I kneeled down to him, put my hand on his shoulder and said “Yeah Kiddo sorry, but neither are you”

3. Some People are just ungrateful, If I take the effort to cook you breakfast and iron your clothes, SAY THANK YOU

Don’t scream “wHo aRe yOu!?? hOw dId yOu gEt iNtO mY hOuSe??!! wHeRe’S mY hUsBaNd??!!” Jeez the nerve of some people :(

4. Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

5. Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

6. Yo mama's eyes are so cross-eyed when she cries tears roll down her back

7. Yomama so fat, the door dash drone is a Chinook helicopter.

8. Yomama so fat she use El Nino for a blowout

9. Yo mama's like AT&T, she goes down on everyone all over America.

10. Doctor hinted

🙍🏼‍♂️： Anything wrong,doc 👨🏻‍⚕️ : Please say hi to your father 🙍🏼‍♂️： But my father is dead 👨🏻‍⚕️ : Of course I do

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